http://brianlockhart.com/rental.htm
I won’t judge, as long as you rent *TODAY*!
—-Hilarious self-advertisement for a rental property in Seattle.
Seriously, it’s funny as hell. Read it!
The property is amazing, and I’d kill to live there, but much more interesting is the fact that BRIAN LOCKHART is apparently the owner.
Check his resume. He’s amazing. He worked on Forza 3, the Xbox Live Video Marketplace, etc.
I will rent your house as long as you TOTALLY GET ME A JOB AT MICROSOFT GAME STUDIOS
Source: ucancallmeal